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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46197) - you deserved it (13940)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this.
Thanks for shairing
BAHAHAHAHA

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:14pm by s_l_h82

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You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.

#2 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:55pm by Gross

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