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Today, my new anti-social cat started rubbing on my leg. I thought she must be warming up to me. Then, I looked at my leg and saw she smeared poo all over my work pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22866) - you deserved it (2839)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:18am - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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eew.

And then you took your pants to the drycleaner and all was well again.

#2 - On 03/13/2010 at 6:03am by lettertjes

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cats are evil. 'nuff said.

#46 - On 03/13/2010 at 12:03pm by purplemnm

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