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Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7443) - you deserved it (38622)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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you deserve it for getting shitfaced.

#1 - On 03/06/2010 at 9:53am by Muffinish

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"Two of our other friend's boyfriends" and "two of our other friends' boyfriends": huge difference.

#8 - On 03/06/2010 at 9:57am by BeeSkwaird

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