Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

by BadBreath / 04/08/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

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  • And why was your dogs ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

    #2 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:13am by Jaxro

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  • Awww Your dog loves you! :)

    #1 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:13am by Kimienxtc

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