Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML

by Rafiki / 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

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  • that's sorta cute next time don't lift cats

    #1 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:04am by coolster56

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  • Simba wasn't very happy

    #3 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:07am by Djlatino

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