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Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (22963)

On 02/18/2010 at 9:20pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Acceptance is the first step. Febreze is the second.

#10 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:25am by metalmusic

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mmm the sweet smell of cat butthole.. it makes me wanna go eat a tuna fish sandwich

#4 - On 02/19/2010 at 3:22am by coolcat33

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