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Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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You save the snake's life! My hero! :p

#3 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:12am by Raegron

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animals do that because they like you. kind of like a " look what I did mommy" sort of thing

#13 - On 02/16/2010 at 3:29am by lynsieloowho

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