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Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

#8 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:18am by immafiremylaser

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Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

#12 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:31am by anonymas

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