Animals: Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML - FML

By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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justanotherbird 19

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

shortie_sauce 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:30

YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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justanotherbird 19

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

mattf013 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:50

Mr. sprinkles? isn't that the name of angela's cat from the office

GeoThermalSleuth 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:23

Yeah, which really is messed up. Dwight Froze Mr. Sprinkles 2 Years ago, Which can only mean 1 thing ... That Cat is a Zombie! OP you are now one of the infected, ... Join Us! We have Cookies!

jazziloveberryy 3

Monday 8 February 2010 19:25

how cute? X-D

Lordlucian 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:51

YDI for naming him Sprinkles

fylreally 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:54

You don't know it's OP's cat asshole.

npk88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:59

YDI for copying this from that episode of the office. Which "coincidentally" was on last night

toxic10uhc 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:28

epic win.

BlueJeans2626 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:56

cat win!

michael32123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:08

evil kittens named after delightful toppings > OP

coffeeicecream 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:17

OMG I'm totally stealing that cat name!!!! amazing!!! wonderful!!! MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!

dustintico 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:51

also, mauled means slashed open... I don't think you would be in a state to post this...

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:13

that sucks,but remember that the three headed dog in Harry potter was named fluffy.

NatandAlexrhot 6

Friday 14 May 2010 3:42

mr.sprinkles wins epically.

cenax27 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:22

mr sprinkles should be introduced to my hunting rifle in the middle of the woods where no one could hear a gun shot

nando92 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:23

could be worse...

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:24

Dw i'n ddim yn hoffi cathod! I seem to have grown a habit of commenting in Welsh...

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:27

Oh well, least you didn't get mauled by a tiger named "skin eater".

F_ur_life_douche 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:58

Mr. Sprinkles, sprinkle some whoop ass on this foo!

oNikkio 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:20

WORSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xknsduP-c I hate cats.

griffener 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:20

I hate you for hating cats you ugly hater (I made a funny there) Mr. Sprinkles huh? that's embarassing...

scarletdragonfly 5

Monday 8 March 2010 15:02

88, you fail, cat hater. You fail because you hate cats, and we will find you. Mr. Sprinkles will find you...

JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:26

agree with

BrownSugar_fml 5

Monday 8 February 2010 9:28

Today, I don't really care.

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:51

Um so y'd u comment then? :000

skeleton_skinner 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:29

Cats are evil

MooTaters 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:29

Punt it?

shortie_sauce 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:30

YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

smitty809 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:37

Nice.

heykelsey 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:07

win

midgetsmustdie 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:36

you shouldn't of been a pussy.

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:53

A pussy attacked by a pussy

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:38

You forgot to say WHY you were mauled so it's impossible for us to tell whether or not you deserved it.

Ashle1gh 14

Monday 8 February 2010 9:53

You clearly tried to bone him, which is why the cat mauled you. Even the cat knew that *********** wasn't right.

MagicalPegicorn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:10

agreed, ydi!

jonny2x4 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:13

That's Interspecies Erotica. Get it right.

Ashle1gh 14

Monday 8 February 2010 14:14

*********** Correct me if I'm wrong, since you clearly have no problem with that, but I'm fairly certain that interspecies erotica and ********** are the same thing. Amidoingitrite?

Bennjie 0

Monday 8 February 2010 16:25

do you mean ***********? xD

Ashle1gh 14

Monday 8 February 2010 17:24

I decided to look it up, since ********** sounds correct to me. bes⋅ti⋅al⋅i⋅ty –noun, plural -ties. 1. brutish or beastly character or behavior; beastliness. 2. indulgence in beastlike appetites, instincts, impulses, etc. 3. an instance of bestial character or behavior. 4. sexual relations between a person and an animal; sodomy. - Dictionary.com

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