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Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML


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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Hello Sadcat,

I'm sorry to hear about the lump in your kitty and hope it's nothing. The misunderstanding sounds hilarious and probably scared the hell out of the doctor. :)

#15 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:03pm by Darling_Cherry

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Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.

#7 - On 02/06/2010 at 1:53pm by aeslehc_

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