Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

by sodaxpopxhiccups / 04/03/2009 at 5:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

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  • I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism?

    Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

    #35 - On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm by Diosjenin

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  • ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

    #1 - On 04/03/2009 at 2:47pm by epmx27

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