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Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (6415)

On 01/16/2010 at 1:46pm - animals - by life_sucks (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Wow, that's some shitty luck.

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 5:08pm by GruntOfAction

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Freaking out is probably not the best thing to do in the presence of a wasp.

#5 - On 01/16/2010 at 5:15pm by twoknives

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