Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

by targetlove / 01/09/2010 at 8:23pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals

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  • that must be a pain in the ass. New definition of my ass is on fire.

    #2 - On 01/10/2010 at 3:06am by sweatnut

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  • Hey, at least you didn't shit yourself... but you gotta ask yourself, was the rush worth it?

    #1 - On 01/10/2010 at 3:06am by Jonesy

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