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Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML


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On 01/05/2010 at 12:15am - animals - by bels12 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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not much of a fighting fish then

#9 - On 01/05/2010 at 6:17am by RaphX

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MissSmiley613, a lot of fish can live ten, twenty years if kept right. Right PH, right temperature, right feeding, right cleaning regime, right environment/amount of the same species/etc. The fact that you think they don't last long is evidence to your poor ownership of fish. until you learn to look after pets right, don't buy them.
OP. Well. That was pretty stupid, wasn't it? YDI.

#4 - On 01/05/2010 at 5:56am by LovelyLies

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