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Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML


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On 01/03/2010 at 11:04am - animals - by BW (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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How does it get so cold in South Carolina?

#19 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:28pm by apfluxx

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This is kinda of both, cause first he should have let the dog out, and fyourlife cause the dog pee, the frozen pipes.

#13 - On 01/03/2010 at 2:56pm by FMYLIFEd00ds

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