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Today, I realized that the only male that has ever been in bed with me has been my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (6375)

On 01/02/2010 at 4:22pm - animals - by Darling_Cherry - United States (California)

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your name is quite appropriate, in that case.

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:00pm by devendra

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This kind of depends on how old you are. If you're like 50 and you still haven't gotten laid even though you want to, then yeah, FYL. If you're 17, then the world isn't going to end if you don't have sex tomorrow.

#11 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:09pm by PhillyFox

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