Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

by axwound / 12/27/2009 at 8:04am / United States (Florida) / Animals

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  • Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

    #3 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:33pm by Lia_Mackenzie

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  • Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

    #9 - On 12/27/2009 at 2:08pm by aback

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