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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12371) - you deserved it (25399)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

#3 - On 12/27/2009 at 1:33pm by Lia_Mackenzie

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Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

#9 - On 12/27/2009 at 2:08pm by aback

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