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Today, I set up a miniature nativity scene in my apartment. Three hours ago, my dog decided it would be a good idea to eat baby Jesus. Two hours ago, the vet laughed and said not to worry because I would 'have him back in time for Christmas'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25486) - you deserved it (5320)

On 12/17/2009 at 9:32am - animals - by gettingacat (woman) - United States (California)

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In three days he will return to you... where have I read that before?

#6 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:33pm by CallMeHush

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Not a FML more like a FJesusFigureLife

#1 - On 12/17/2009 at 1:14pm by Psychopauser

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