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Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28361) - you deserved it (4261)

On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

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YDI for having house shoes

#4 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:31am by WeStayCrunk24x7

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Shoulda trained your dog better.

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:10am by LilaBear

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