Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

#674037
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68782) - you deserved it (148513)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Top comments

That is AWFUL! Why the hell would your dog kill a spider for you? Just kill it yourself, lazy bum.

#11 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:09am by grrgle

See in context

Oiii, that's so terrible!!
I'm sorry to hear that. ):

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am by squeezebox

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: