Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2009 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Animals

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  • you should hide a spare key outside your house.

    on the bright side, if anyone breaks into your house, you know they won't have a good time doing it...

    #2 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:23pm by jlaine910

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  • Your dog doesn't need to see your face to know it's you.

    #6 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:31pm by nonconscious

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