Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

by Sissy / 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

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  • Before reading the last sentence, I assumed he meant a dog. I'm sure everyone around did too. Embarrassing still, but not as bad as it could be.

    #3 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:50am by disbeliever

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  • Solution: Mention to those around you that Simon is your dog. Not really a big deal.

    #5 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:59am by glorbnakcs

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