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Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by Sassers (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Why didn't you put in the stopper or put the fish in a cup?

#1 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:33pm by riku3220

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I'm sure your cat was pissed you threw away a perfectly good meal.

#6 - On 12/03/2009 at 8:45pm by Youwantwhatnow

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