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Today, I learned that when someone says "I know what you did" it's better not to confess right away, because sometimes they could be talking about leaving the computer on all night, and not talking about giving the family dog away and telling everyone it ran away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5810) - you deserved it (46692)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:13am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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YDI and you suck
I hope your family puts you up for adoption, so you know how your dog felt

#4 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:11pm by somela

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Don't you watch TV?? Of course you never confess!

#2 - On 11/27/2009 at 2:09pm by studentwoes

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