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Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by smellsofeggs (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

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Please please give us the link to that video!!

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 7:45pm by shananigans

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What did those moderated comments say? Who does moderate them anyway??

#11 - On 11/26/2009 at 8:01pm by whoismgmt

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