Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
by yomamma787 / 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
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What a prick.
#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:04pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
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do you think the world is your toilet? dumb ass
#13 - On 11/24/2009 at 2:24pm by Stumblebum30
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