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Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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haha wow. why would you try to lure it with a pine cone?! sillly., squirrels like acorns. are you nuts?! haha get it? nuts...squirrels. uhh yeaaahh.

#4 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:16pm by Laxloverr24

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You used a pine cone? Hahaha. That's actually really sad though! :(

#3 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:13pm by morgan_5230

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