Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

by TheMichaelNixon / 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

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  • I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

    #1 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:42pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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  • That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

    #5 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:49pm by Luckster

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