Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

by birdbath / 11/08/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

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  • Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.

    #2 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:28am by Savvysass

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  • Eww, lol.
    Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD

    #1 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:25am by lovexinstead

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