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Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you deserved it (72120)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

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I created an account just to tell you that you're a dumbass.

#9 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:43pm by wowza_1

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omg are you saying you decapitated your cat?

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:38pm by cosmon

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