Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

by syn1734 / 10/16/2009 at 1:33pm / United States / Animals

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  • Err...unless the two of you bought the dog and tv together, that's probably theft.

    #2 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:10pm by amagaeru

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  • At least you have your computer...

    And maybe her virginity as well?

    #1 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:09pm by allmidnighteyes

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