Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML

by FellingShitty / 10/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

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  • 'A diamond in the rough' doesn't even begin to cover this.

    And all those scene songs about diamonds and pussy now have context, don't they?

    #1 - On 10/05/2009 at 3:44am by redbluegreen

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  • Why would a cat eat diamond earrings?? That does not make any sense, unless of course you starved and depraved your cat of food and water, and he thought to take vengeance :D I dont know I could be wrong

    #6 - On 10/05/2009 at 3:57am by QTp13

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