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Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML


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On 09/15/2009 at 10:43pm - animals - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I'm guessing you've never had dogs of your own. I would have recognized the sound instantly and at least tried to check. If you have never owned a dog, then it is your boyfriend's fault - he should have recognized it. So FYL.

#6 - On 09/16/2009 at 4:24am by null

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Did you add to the pile?

#3 - On 09/16/2009 at 4:03am by allmidnighteyes

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