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Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML


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On 09/14/2009 at 1:07am - animals - by Maggie123 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:31am by _DANTE_

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I want to say you deserve it for not paying attention, but I don't think anyone really TRULY deserves to gulp that down, unknowingly or not.

#8 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:37am by Jupi

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