Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
by ouchh / 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Animals
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"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_-
also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'
#7 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:39pm by Casualt1234
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Well, at least you got some action!
#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:34pm by kirbyfan23
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