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Today, mah Grandmother was sent to the ER!! My family blamed it on her being allergic to mah cats, making me feel guilty!! She just called me to tell me the test results informed her that she is actually allergic to the carrot cake they got her!! I gave mah cats away 15 minutes ago to a little girl!! FML


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On 09/09/2009 at 12:53pm - animals - by hwood (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Aw, well you can't exactly go back to the little girl and ask for your cats back. I would suggest maybe getting a new kitten? I know it won't be the same as your other ones, but at least it's something.

#2 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:06pm by XOfiestypixie

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YDI. You shouldn't have given the cats away until you were sure that was the cause.

#4 - On 09/09/2009 at 5:08pm by TheTruth1428

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