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Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turns to my dog and says "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our new dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29878) - you deserved it (2746)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:39am - animals - by bigscarypuppy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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At least she didn't tell it it was going to be a daddy.

#2 - On 08/22/2009 at 6:22am by aback

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Is it just me, or is there quite a few of the "My parents like the dog/cat/animal more than me" FMLs on this site?

#13 - On 08/22/2009 at 7:58am by SweetieLish

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