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Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by itzcorinnelove (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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all aboard the failboat...

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:03pm by IgniteMe28

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Yuck! Seriously! But - I think that you should have noticed. Plastic bags feel different than poop. YDI for being an idiot.

#4 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:04pm by ryki_bloom

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