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Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 12:13am - animals - by jennabean (woman) - United States (New York)

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This is terribly sad, but at least the dog passed away peacefully whilst being showered with affection.

#9 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:42am by EvilHippyEmperor

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aaaawwwwww poor dog:(

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:32am by Cat135

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