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Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm - animals - by emmey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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how can you be allergic to spiders?

#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:50pm by emzy08

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Why is it so hard to believe that you can be allergic to spider/ spider venom. People are allergic to bees, right? It's pretty much the same thing. Jeez, people. RME.

#12 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:03pm by xxXChiiXxx

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