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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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Same thing different taste

Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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The show must go on

By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Ouch - 10/04/2011 08:55 - Canada

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 21:51

#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 22:18

YDI for smoking.

Comments

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:43

Who cares? I bet all the people who noticed loved it.

Jabulls 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:51

#11 remember, booty shorts come in XL too.

thisiscat 14

Monday 7 May 2012 4:45

And XXXL

littlehippie091 4

Tuesday 22 April 2014 17:24

and XXXXXXXL as well

could_be_funny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:33

hahaha @11 sad but true

yellowdevel 0

Monday 13 April 2009 4:08

was the hole in the front or back?

ct_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:31

smartt

fuckkkkk_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:31

nice

FMLlolFYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:11

lol sucks for u pal

michelleJ11 25

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:03

If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...

prettytappr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:48

Hopefully your weren't wearing a thong or something embarassing. Or I guess even more embarassing, going commando

Horsempeg 25

Friday 21 June 2013 6:46

booty shorts are underwear. unless she's referring to realllly short shorts which would be odd

michelleJ11 25

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:04

Booty 'shorts' are really short shorts. I don't think OP would be walking onto a balcony that's located in front of the busiest street in town while wearing underwear ...