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Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 10:14am - animals - by Isabelle18 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.

#2 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:04pm by shananigans

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if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:06pm by akiro525

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