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Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43980) - you deserved it (8480)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

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Amazing cat! Is this a FML? I'm not sure

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:11am by iSlowPwnz

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If you can't deal with kittens being the spawn of the devil you shouldn't have gotten one.
Seriously, I love cats, but my kitten wakes me up at 6 in the morning by attacking my face.
Still, though, FYL.
But I bet the kitty was cute, so it's okay.

#8 - On 07/14/2009 at 6:23am by scorpiogirl666

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