Today, I was walking to my mailbox and I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9am" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I am still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

by notwasted39 / 07/13/2009 at 12:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

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  • ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

    #1 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:02pm by live_my_life245

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  • Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

    #11 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:16pm by evanwilliams

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