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Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20917) - you deserved it (11836)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

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That must have been an interesting conversation. "Hello? Hey, man, how's your dOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh....!!!"

#1 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:26pm by Easy_Target

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Who else thinks that 10 needs to calm the shit down?

It's called playing with your pets. I suppose you'd rather just let them lay in a corner their whole life?

#13 - On 05/22/2009 at 1:12am by ddrluna

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