Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

by anon / 06/19/2009 at 12:53pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

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  • You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

    #9 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:09pm by hunny_kat

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  • That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

    #3 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:04pm by survivalism

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