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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128617) - you deserved it (19260)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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i lol'd

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 8:08pm by ancientmudkipz

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Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.

#9 - On 03/12/2009 at 8:18pm by Bubs

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