Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

by dumb / 06/02/2009 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • ALWAYS CHECK THE POCKETS, gawd how old are you and how long have you been washing clothes?!

    #6 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:12pm by Tehalon

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  • Just tell her your cats did it... oh wait.

    #1 - On 06/02/2009 at 5:07pm by balor

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