Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

by mraow123 / 05/30/2009 at 1:04am / United States / Animals

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  • Ouch. Ever think your dog hates you?

    #2 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:12am by Juggalette_623

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  • I'm pretty sure a dog will notice if his owner faceplants into the sidewalk right next to him. Or then you have blind and deaf dog.

    Every dog that I've ever had would get scared right away, or at least wouldn't pee on you. Then again, you might be one of those dog owners that gets dominated by their little cute dogs.

    #4 - On 05/30/2009 at 6:15am by Asdas

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