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Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Lol...I'm still laughing..oh god this is great

#1 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:38pm by xkonstantine125x

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I can just hear a little girl go "Look how pretty the butterfly i--WHATDIDYOUDOOOOO???"

FbothyourL because now your daughter probably thinks your a monster.

#4 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:45pm by anglcdvl89

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